Felon
Well, This blogs days may be numbered. I'm wondering if I can blog from prison.
Had a great weekend, went to the beach, went diving.
I was on my way home from diving when I got busted.
I asked the officer if I could just pay (wink wink), but she said no, I have to go to court.
I'm wondering if I may be spending some time in the slammer, the joint, the big house, the house of pain. Hope I don't end up being Bubba Horsecocks girlfriend.
I got busted big time, I didn't even bother to deny it. Maybe the judge'll go easy on my because I'm a first time offender.
I got a ticket for no seat belt.
Had a great weekend, went to the beach, went diving.
I was on my way home from diving when I got busted.
I asked the officer if I could just pay (wink wink), but she said no, I have to go to court.
I'm wondering if I may be spending some time in the slammer, the joint, the big house, the house of pain. Hope I don't end up being Bubba Horsecocks girlfriend.
I got busted big time, I didn't even bother to deny it. Maybe the judge'll go easy on my because I'm a first time offender.
I got a ticket for no seat belt.
posted by MarkD60 at 10:20 AM
3 Comments:
Oh no!! Hope you have a Merry Christmas just the same though! (You should get away with about a $500 fine.)
LW
Oh my gosh! I will write you in the slammer, but I won't except any collect phone calls!
Busted, oh my! Shame shame shame.
Merry Christmas!
Maybe they'll give you time off for good behavior if you don't give your new boyfriend (Bubba) any trouble.
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