Dawg Dialog

I was walking the dawgs this morning, they weren't paying much attention to me or the walk, they were sniffing trees and the ground and I imagine everywhere other male dogs have peed. Sheba sniffing a tree, thinking "Gee, that smells pretty good!" and here comes Ditto, lifts leg and pees on tree, almost on Shebas nose.
Whata if that were humans? What if the OI Girl went around smelling trees? Looking for hot dudes. And I went around peeing on them? Trying to attract hot chicks?
IMagine the dialog.
OI: sniffs tree, "mmmmm"
Me: "Oh, you think that smells good? Let me fix it for you!" Pees on spot she's sniffing
OI: "Hey! You almost peed on me! What are you doing? peeing on trees anyway? You're not supposed to be peeing on trees, you have me!"
Me: "Well, what are you doing, sniffing them then? I gotta pee! Might as well do it on a tree!" (that rhymes) I sniff another tree: "Smells like a wimp was here!"
OI: sniffs. "Smells pretty good to me!"
I pee on the pee on the tree

And so on.
Anyway, I wonder if thats what the dawgs are thinking.