The JOYS of home ownership

I just got done weed whacking the whole yard, and colllecting 3 huge wheelbarrows full of rocks. I swear the rocks are breeding and coming up out of the soil like plants. Remember when I started weed whacking? I compared it to the Terminator Robot with the Gatling Gun? Well, I'm over that. Yard work sucks.

I'm thinking:
-ing the whole yard