Gag me with a spoon

This morning I was coming to work, usually the traffic is pretty light. Today I hit a pretty big backup. Having a scooter, I pulled into the center lane and went around.
There was a cute puppy playing with a cute young chicken in the road. Oh they were frolicking joyfully and cutely.
I'm not saying I would have run them over.
But if I had my camera and took pics, you'd be ooooh-ing and ahhhh-ing, making me want to puke with the cutness of it all.