hind lick maneuver

Two hillbillies are having lunch in a restaurant when a large breasted, gorgeous woman seated nearby begins to choke.

Hillbilly #1 asks her,"kin ya swallar?"

The woman shakes her head no.

Hillbilly #2 asks her "kin ya breathe?"

Woman shakes her head no.

Hillbilly #1 walks over, lifts up her dress, yanks down her britches and licks her butt cheek.

The woman is so surprised and shocked that she has a violent spasm and spits out the food stuck in her throat.

Hillbilly #2 says "ya know, I aint niver seed nobody do that before, but I heerd of that there hind lick maneuver."