Another record-breaker

I woke up this morning, I cleaned my outside cabinet. It looks a lot better in there. My dog caught a salamander, I made him let him go. My dog got to keep its (the newts) tail. I have a lot of scuba weights that I'm going to give to the dive shop. If the conditions look good, I might dive.
Right now I'm typing one-handed, I'm eating strawberries, papaya, mango and honey-dew melon.
This is another record-breaking-level-of-boredom post.